Literature
Automated Bullying
Welcome to your new Home Automation Software. I am the Artificial Intelligence that helps maintain balance in your home. You have purchased the Deluxe, Fully Automated option. I can order food, purchase clothes, control lighting and heating, and much more. What shall I be called? Jake. Greetings. I am Jake. And what shall I call you? Call me Nerd, Dork or Loser. Nice to meet you, Nerd. I can change my pattern of speaking to suit your preference. How would you like to be spoken to? Speak to me like I’m a nerd in an 80s high school movie, and you’re a jock or bully. Alright, Dork. What do you want? I need some new underwear, can you buy me some? Pff, need new undies? Whats wrong, did they all get ripped already? No! I just need new ones.. Mhm, whatever you say Dweeb. What underwear do you wear? I normally wear boxer-briefs. Hah! I don’t think so. I’m getting you some tighty whities. A couple of packs of Hanes suits a loser like you much better. But I don’t want to wear